Smart Ass Comebacks (Funny Comebacks & Insults)

Smart Ass Comebacks (Funny Comebacks & Insults)

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Fatima Wong By FatimaTimaWongTong Completed

Lots of swearing, so read at your own risk.
  
  Majority of these comebacks are pretty rude, but are not meant to offend anyone, so don't read this book if you don't like that. This is just for jokes. And pls don't leave any rude comments, they will just be deleted.

  • burns
  • comebacks
  • humor
  • lol
  • shotsfired
  • wattys2015
RaindropInTheRain RaindropInTheRain Jun 26, 2017
This was literally the convo my cuz had in front of my 8 year old nephew.
Just_Jayla Just_Jayla May 08
Guy: You choke
                              Me: Yeah because I'm not as professional as you...
KyeForceForLife KyeForceForLife Mar 24, 2016
Me and this dudes Conversation in school
                              Him: You Suck
                              Me: You Swallow
                              Him: You Spit
                              Me: You Blow
ewwkaii ewwkaii Apr 09, 2016
Guy: you spit
                              Girl: you choke
                              My fren: yeah well you clean up biiiitttchhhh
Ddwriting16 Ddwriting16 May 23, 2016
Guy: well you choke.
                              
                              Random people: oooooooooooooohhh
                              
                              Girl: and you spit
                              *walks away cooly*
                              
                              Random people: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH