“Oh Luke, if only you were older."
(some sexual scenes!)
I though she was talking about Ashton for a minute LOLOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My mom just asked me what the hell was my problem from how hard I freaked out rn
me whenever someone makes 3 seconds of eye contact w/ me in the school hallway
THIS LINE IN THIS EXACT STORY NROUGHT ME AND MY BESTFRIEND @AestheticallyTroye TOGETHER 😆😆😆
How's this.... Today I popped my kneecap out and as I fell i accidentally grabbed the hottest guy in my grades crotch .... I'm in so much pain and I'm mortified 😑😁😂😶
This is his warning for "have fun, your kid will be grown up when you come back bc his ass will be destroyed"