Just a collection of little random stories I happen to think about, majority reader inserts. - Part 2 is up!
YOU CALLED UPON MY CHILDISH EGO
*friend drags me back*
Not you...not you...
I accidentally read 'ear' as 'eye' and got a little scared. It's almost 5 in the morning. I need help.
Imagine if he was like: "Sorry, I just caught a glimpse of my reflection in your glasses."
Tony: My ego is not childish
Me: Tony stark sucks
Tony: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW BITCH
HOLY FRICKIN CRABAPPLES!!!!!! THAT WAS YOUR FIRST?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!
And. You. Are. Sexy.
*squeezes his butt*
Whoops, did I do that?? Sorry, my hand slipped. Gosh, I'm so embarrassed! 😳😳