Just a collection of little random stories I happen to think about, majority reader inserts. - Part 2 is up!
YOU CALLED UPON MY CHILDISH EGO
*friend drags me back*
Not you...not you...
I accidentally read 'ear' as 'eye' and got a little scared. It's almost 5 in the morning. I need help.
DIPPED YOU IN WAYS (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I MEAN, JUST LIKE HOW I GET DIPPED ON KETCHUP CAUSE THEY TURN ME INTO FRENCH FRIES. NOTHING INAPPROPRIATE WITH THAT! YEP. YOU GO TATA! ಥ⌣ಥ
If you can make me blush, cry, laugh, yore story is absolutely amazing.
I went full fangirl mode with this one.
Imagine if he was like: "Sorry, I just caught a glimpse of my reflection in your glasses."
Tony: My ego is not childish
Me: Tony stark sucks
Tony: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW BITCH