Run Ruby Run

"You should . . . know . . ." I wheeze out. "That most chicks really don't dig the whole crazy-serial-killer thing. I for one . . . prefer sweet talk and compliments instead of curse words and death threats."

Noah doesn't seem to appreciate my dating advice. "The more you open your mouth, the more I want to tear it apart with my bare fucking hands!"

Highest Ranking: #1 in humour.

If his eyes were any smaller he would be Asian
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Jk jk, I'm sorry

TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW! SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!

Maybe you should use the time you use on your hair to go to physic therapy

This is the thousandth rime im reading this book till where you updated. But I still laugh at very single thing! Love you !!! @MissTigress

Damn. I didn't even think of that, but now, I'm never even going to consider it. In fact, what are we even talking about?! I don't know what we're talking about!!

His jawline is like a dull knife. Maybe you could cut playdough or magic sand