Run Ruby Run (ON HOLD)

Run Ruby Run (ON HOLD)

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phoebe By MissTigress Updated Feb 20, 2017

"You should . . . know . . ." I wheeze out. "That most chicks really don't dig the whole crazy-serial-killer thing. I for one . . . prefer sweet talk and compliments instead of curse words and death threats."

Noah doesn't seem to appreciate my dating advice. "The more you open your mouth, the more I want to tear it apart with my bare fucking hands!"

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19_simplyme_97 19_simplyme_97 6 days ago
so we are just going to ignore how she ruined a perfectly good dessert with one sentence? oh okay...😢
19_simplyme_97 19_simplyme_97 6 days ago
or at least that's what they want you to think! *inserts evil laugh here*😂😉😈
If you copy the work of Momma pickle, I will show you the worst possible interpretation of 💖: using yours.
19_simplyme_97 19_simplyme_97 6 days ago
happens to me all the time, I once made my little brother call the delivery guy my friends name because he looked EXACTLY like my friend and drove the same car as him!!! imagine my shock when I realized it wasn't him!😭😭😭😭
xXSiya xXSiya Apr 09
FTR
                              9th April 2018
                              18:06
                              At home because that's where I am most of the time
                              UK
Well k then. Lovely. Awesome. Cause everyone wants 2 leave this hell hole called earth like that. Gorgeous