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Run Ruby Run

Run Ruby Run

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Alisha By MissTigress Updated Feb 20

"You should . . . know . . ." I wheeze out. "That most chicks really don't dig the whole crazy-serial-killer thing. I for one . . . prefer sweet talk and compliments instead of curse words and death threats."

Noah doesn't seem to appreciate my dating advice. "The more you open your mouth, the more I want to tear it apart with my bare fucking hands!"

Highest Ranking: #1 in humour.

If his eyes were any smaller he would be Asian
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Jk jk, I'm sorry
TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW! SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!
Maybe you should use the time you use on your hair to go to physic therapy
anianou17 anianou17 Jul 09
This is the thousandth rime im reading this book till where you updated. But I still laugh at very single thing! Love you !!! @MissTigress
Ommy___123 Ommy___123 Jul 10
Damn. I didn't even think of that, but now, I'm never even going to consider it. In fact, what are we even talking about?! I don't know what we're talking about!!
His jawline is like a dull knife. Maybe you could cut playdough or magic sand