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Run Ruby Run

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Alisha By MissTigress Updated Feb 20

"You should . . . know . . ." I wheeze out. "That most chicks really don't dig the whole crazy-serial-killer thing. I for one . . . prefer sweet talk and compliments instead of curse words and death threats."

Noah doesn't seem to appreciate my dating advice. "The more you open your mouth, the more I want to tear it apart with my bare fucking hands!"

Highest Ranking: #1 in humour.

KateKayson KateKayson May 12
                              Don't take anything that isn't yours. Or I'll stuff glitter down your throat and shove your head up so far your own arse that you'll be seeing different stars tonight.
KateKayson KateKayson May 12
Nothing says I love more then a good laugh.
                              Except, slapping someone in the face with a whoppie cushion.
Huhum, ever heard of the phrase "first the worst,  second the best"?
weird_101 weird_101 2 days ago
I'm in class and I accidentally let out a "hehe" 😂😂😂
talahhadir77 talahhadir77 3 days ago
I don't think the teachers are having fun with those chicken tho....