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Run Ruby Run

Run Ruby Run

2.3M Reads 124K Votes 35 Part Story
Alisha James By MissTigress Updated 7 days ago

"You should . . . know . . ." I wheeze out. "That most chicks really don't dig the whole crazy-serial-killer thing. I for one . . . prefer sweet talk and compliments instead of curse words and death threats."

Noah doesn't seem to appreciate my dating advice. "The more you open your mouth, the more I want to tear it apart with my bare fucking hands!"

Highest Ranking: #1 in humour.

alienobsessedgirl alienobsessedgirl 4 days ago
Guys... my dûmbass thought the gun was a kit kat😂 what the hell is wrong with me😭💔
Afaf_Collins Afaf_Collins 21 hours ago
Ftr 
                              "Nobody cares": my futur self does so shove that up your arse
SatansCoffee SatansCoffee 6 days ago
Whenever I hear the name ruby my mind goes straight to supernatural.
ShadyShadowJelsa ShadyShadowJelsa 5 days ago
WHOOP I needed a break from reality and humor plus innuendos is just what I need
LizYaGurl LizYaGurl 6 days ago
TØP 
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Cause Ruby.. get it cause their song Ruby.. no.. okay, I'll go.
sexysquid sexysquid 5 days ago
since when did people do that!! I WANT TO GO TO A SCHOOL LIEK THAT