Run Ruby Run

Run Ruby Run

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Alisha By MissTigress Updated Feb 20

"You should . . . know . . ." I wheeze out. "That most chicks really don't dig the whole crazy-serial-killer thing. I for one . . . prefer sweet talk and compliments instead of curse words and death threats."

Noah doesn't seem to appreciate my dating advice. "The more you open your mouth, the more I want to tear it apart with my bare fucking hands!"

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KAYYYHERE1122 KAYYYHERE1122 6 days ago
RUN RUBY RUN !!!!😂😂😂🤷🏽‍♀️someone had too
AllTheLoveAndJoy AllTheLoveAndJoy 2 days ago
I hope your eyes were closed because diluted or not, it would still burn some parts of your body.
prinxebishnoi prinxebishnoi 4 days ago
Next time you gonna remember this whenever you will be having custard 👀
AllTheLoveAndJoy AllTheLoveAndJoy 2 days ago
I don't think the teachers are enjoying trying to find chicken number three. 😂
When I read "the more you open your mouth" I immediately had a pervert thought 😏😏😂😂
newyenthy newyenthy Sep 13
wait how does it move? i don't get this process. or should i take my broom and zip off already?