Gerard was late, and it was fucking raining. He'd missed the bus and it was fucking raining, and he was totally going to get dropped from the play if he was late again and he was so fucking screwed, but honestly Gerard wasn't all that keen on it when he'd heard the only main part he'd managed to get in this damn theatre group was of a fucking crossdresser.
For someone who was supposed to be in the closet, he was doing an awfully bad job of it.
Frank Iero was Gerard's favourite punk ass skater dickhead, that he was currently working on eternally denying to himself the crush he had on Frank, which totally didn't exist of course, but Frank was really cute, and Gerard was really stupid; stupid enough to think that he could totally pull off pretending to be a girl in order for heterosexual Frank Iero to fall for him.
Surely, this was truly the worst idea Gerard Way has ever had.
- 1: Gerard Way - Theatrical Extraordinaire and Drenched Rat
- 2: Mikey Way's Raging Teenage Angst/Boner
- 3: Frank Iero And Catshit Corner
- 4: My Dick - Drawn To Scale
- 5: Frank Iero And The Phantom Uncle
- 6: The Whore And The Virgin
- 7: I'd Probably Date You If You Washed Your Hair
- 8: Conveniently, Gerard Doesn't Die In This Chapter
- 9: Frank Iero's Guide To Ruining Your Life In 24 Hours Or Less
- 10: In Which Frank's Dog Causes Gerard To Become A Devout Catholic
- 11: Gerard Way Didn't Eat Whole Grain Cereal For Nothing
- 12: This Chapter Is Just A Cockblocking Montage (And Bert Isn't Even In It)
- 13: Gerard Way The Overgrown Emo Baby
- 14: Frank Gets A 'D' in Art
- 15: Gerard Way The Homosexual Guidance Counsellor
- 16: In Which Mikey Is Not An Asshole (For Once)
- 17: The Most Traumatic Chapter Ever - You'll Cry Like 69 Times
- 18: Mikey Gay
- 19: Mikey Finally Grows Some Balls
- 20: Haven't You People Ever Heard Of Growing Some Goddamn Balls?
- 21: pilots
- 22: The Voice Of No Homo
- 23: Bert McCracken Gets Thrown Into A Wall
- 24: Gabe Saporta The Stubborn Bitch Queen
- 25: In Which We Learn That Bert McCracken Does Not Like Watersports
- 26: i'm so ill i have no idea what to call this chapter
- 27: If Jamia Had To Compare His Dick To A Fruit...
- 28: And It Ends???!!??