Levi x reader oneshots

Levi x reader oneshots

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Ninja A and Ninja J By Thewritingninjas Updated Jan 27, 2015


Hey this is our first one shot and I hope you enjoy!!!

~Ninja J and Ninja A


______'s POV

I stomped angrily down the castle halls. Huffing and mumbled bad things about him under my breath. How dare he say that to all the cadets. He has no right to tell everyone about my secret. I'm a fucking squad leader! How is anyone sopossed to respect or take me seriously if they all knew I pissed myself on my first expedition! I can still picture his smug face and the way he tried to hold in a laugh. I'm gonna bitch slap that clean freak to the floor! He's already close enough to the ground as it is!

I kept walking to who knows where until I stopped and looked at his door. Levi's office, know what I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. I slam open the door and then closed it loudly. "Levi yo-...." I stopped myself and looked around his office. He's not here? I thought he said he was gonna be in his office after he "spilled the beans".

I go ove...

So here's what's gonna happen. Levi is gonna beat me to death, then I'm going to write "I regret nothing" on his wall in my blood
WELP, just tripped Horseface under the wagon. I regret nothing
All the freak'n horse face jokes...dammit I have a headache now...but they were pretty funny 😂
I'm the fastest kid in my school.....
                              I think I'll be alright considering I've ran away from the people I piss off. *cough cough* teachers *cough* annoying girls * cough cough* men who don't know when to give in nor except the fact that a girl beat them in a fight/sport
We have a HUGE death wish I mean I'm mean but I'm not that mean.
That right you go me!😆
                              "Who are you talking to?" "Well me, I'm talking to me of course." "Oh my bad sorry me." "It's fine. By the way you look lovely." "Thank you." 'Self centered bicth .' "Who dare you!" *slaps self, but then realizes what i just did." I'm so lonely 😞