I Almost Killed My Crush's Mom

I Almost Killed My Crush's Mom

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ℓαυяєи By Cherry_Cola_x Updated Jul 10

I, Lois Mai Reynolds, am all kinds of clumsy.

I fall over flat surfaces. I drop expensive vases, and miraculously find ways to trip over thin air. Not a day has passed by when I'm not wearing a Band-Aid for some kind of accident that I've endured, and it's stooped to the level now that my parents call me King Kong and joke about having warning signs and safety tape around my bedroom door. Once upon a time, I used to think of that as a laughing matter, but not anymore.

Not since I almost killed my crush's mom.
 
Suddenly the idea of being compared to a giant gorilla of mass destruction doesn't actually seem that crazy.

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#11 Romance

FTR 
                              November 9th 
                              The day that America is freaking doomed
                              4:36
can you imagine how much more interesting this would be if she actually did
Sappire90 Sappire90 Oct 27
I read this in a rap style ALL the time. I do not know wats wrong with me
dork_4ever dork_4ever 3 days ago
FTR
                              November 30th 2016
                              9:11 PM
                              Corner of my house , country , earth
                              Status : hungry
Brooke_Taylor20 Brooke_Taylor20 6 days ago
FTR
                              November 28th, 2016
                              12:44am (should be asleep since tomorrow's school, but whatever)
                              United States
Lonnaaaaa Lonnaaaaa 4 days ago
same its ridiculous. i trip over nothing, constantly knock things over, always drop things, and choke on a daily basis