I Almost Killed My Crush's Mom

I Almost Killed My Crush's Mom

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ℓαυяєи By Cherry_Cola_x Updated Jul 10, 2016

I, Lois Mai Reynolds, am all kinds of clumsy.

I fall over flat surfaces. I drop expensive vases, and miraculously find ways to trip over thin air. Not a day has passed by when I'm not wearing a Band-Aid for some kind of accident that I've endured, and it's stooped to the level now that my parents call me King Kong and joke about having warning signs and safety tape around my bedroom door. Once upon a time, I used to think of that as a laughing matter, but not anymore.

Not since I almost killed my crush's mom.
 
Suddenly the idea of being compared to a giant gorilla of mass destruction doesn't actually seem that crazy.

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#11 Romance

Me talking to people I don't know. Also my crush is one of my friends so we talk everyday...
pampom123 pampom123 Sep 11
Sometimes I wish I had a twin but the problem I don't want to share my birthday with anyone in my family 😂😂😂😂
pampom123 pampom123 Sep 11
Sometimes I wish I had a twin but the problem I don't want to share my birthday with anyone in my family 😂😂😂😂
quanda13 quanda13 6 days ago
Most of the hot ones r always gay like Justin from the movie 13 reasons why
ItsAwkLini ItsAwkLini Aug 25
btw ftr🤷🏻‍♀️
                              Aug 25 2017
                              18:27
                              CHILE🇨🇱💜
I can relate myself with her😂😂my fam call me clumsy queen