I Almost Killed My Crush's Mom

I Almost Killed My Crush's Mom

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ℓαυяєи By Cherry_Cola_x Updated Jul 10, 2016

I, Lois Mai Reynolds, am all kinds of clumsy.

I fall over flat surfaces. I drop expensive vases, and miraculously find ways to trip over thin air. Not a day has passed by when I'm not wearing a Band-Aid for some kind of accident that I've endured, and it's stooped to the level now that my parents call me King Kong and joke about having warning signs and safety tape around my bedroom door. Once upon a time, I used to think of that as a laughing matter, but not anymore.

Not since I almost killed my crush's mom.
Suddenly the idea of being compared to a giant gorilla of mass destruction doesn't actually seem that crazy.


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Good to know we all have the same opinion on that 😂😂😂
I thought of Belle from Twilight lol but very catchy nonetheless
donutized donutized Nov 08
Most girls are smart and strong and beautiful most girls work hard go far we are unstoppable (idk actually really know the song but u kno when u get a reference and u just have 2)
Yazzziiie Yazzziiie Nov 07
ME TO MY BESTFRIEND yet she just pushes me away and i end up falling over..
                              October 22, 2017
                              8.50 AM
Omg... This is interesting and it's just the first five words..... Lolz