I Almost Killed My Crush's Mom

I Almost Killed My Crush's Mom

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ℓαυяєи By Cherry_Cola_x Updated Jul 10, 2016

I, Lois Mai Reynolds, am all kinds of clumsy.

I fall over flat surfaces. I drop expensive vases, and miraculously find ways to trip over thin air. Not a day has passed by when I'm not wearing a Band-Aid for some kind of accident that I've endured, and it's stooped to the level now that my parents call me King Kong and joke about having warning signs and safety tape around my bedroom door. Once upon a time, I used to think of that as a laughing matter, but not anymore.

Not since I almost killed my crush's mom.
 
Suddenly the idea of being compared to a giant gorilla of mass destruction doesn't actually seem that crazy.

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#11 Romance

SarcasmQueen23_67 SarcasmQueen23_67 2 days ago
I'm gonna say it in my own language:
                              
                              Bish if you try stealing my book or post it am gonna find you and stab you so don't copy this amazing cheese balls that I made!
SarcasmQueen23_67 SarcasmQueen23_67 2 days ago
Ftr
                              January 19 2017
                              I don't care which time it is
                              CANADA
                              In my bed sick af and I'm not I'm the mood
Jenally101 Jenally101 Jan 03
aaaand i finished the story lmao
                              january 3rd, 2017
                              6:54am (oops)
                              california
DEL_02 DEL_02 4 days ago
If he liked heather I think there would've been a bigger sign than staying and extra 1/2 hour..? Probably just didn't trust her alone with the car. Just saying tho...
i thought that said "not very pretty" i was like okay damn breaking the stereotypes and her heart
SarcasmQueen23_67 SarcasmQueen23_67 2 days ago
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                              That's really messed up IM UP FOR SOME ROMANCE AND HUMOR