I Almost Killed My Crush's Mom

I Almost Killed My Crush's Mom

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ℓαυяєи By Cherry_Cola_x Updated Jul 10, 2016

I, Lois Mai Reynolds, am all kinds of clumsy.

I fall over flat surfaces. I drop expensive vases, and miraculously find ways to trip over thin air. Not a day has passed by when I'm not wearing a Band-Aid for some kind of accident that I've endured, and it's stooped to the level now that my parents call me King Kong and joke about having warning signs and safety tape around my bedroom door. Once upon a time, I used to think of that as a laughing matter, but not anymore.

Not since I almost killed my crush's mom.
 
Suddenly the idea of being compared to a giant gorilla of mass destruction doesn't actually seem that crazy.

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Lmao I don’t really see why it’s embarrassing though. Maybe a little but like idk
I’m willing to wait for it
                              WAIT FOR IT WAIT FOR IT WAIT FOR IT
                              I AM THE ONE THING IN LIFE I CAN CONTROLLLL
Are you kidding me I read Hamilton and thought I was gonna find a book character who shared interests with me but I guess not.
Girl same 😂 I tripper over for and broke my foot , and I also broke my.foot.in a bouncy house 😂 so I'm not allowed in them.anymore
Sounds like John laurens....
                              I’m sorry she lives in Hamilton I’m gonna make Hamilton jokes for the whole book
Why does there have to be so many Hamilton references like I can’t