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I Almost Killed My Crush's Mom

I Almost Killed My Crush's Mom

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ℓαυяєи By Cherry_Cola_x Updated Jul 10, 2016

I, Lois Mai Reynolds, am all kinds of clumsy.

I fall over flat surfaces. I drop expensive vases, and miraculously find ways to trip over thin air. Not a day has passed by when I'm not wearing a Band-Aid for some kind of accident that I've endured, and it's stooped to the level now that my parents call me King Kong and joke about having warning signs and safety tape around my bedroom door. Once upon a time, I used to think of that as a laughing matter, but not anymore.

Not since I almost killed my crush's mom.
 
Suddenly the idea of being compared to a giant gorilla of mass destruction doesn't actually seem that crazy.

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#11 Romance

jammydodger2012 jammydodger2012 3 days ago
I don't trip over things tables just like to get in my way
                              Bloody little terrors with their wooden legs
fedaisy fedaisy a day ago
its been a long day without you my friend and ILL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN well if your still alive
KawaiiPotado KawaiiPotado 6 days ago
Gurlllllllll, I f.cking agree!!!!! Take Alec Ryder for example 😂😍👌❤️
22vicky04 22vicky04 a day ago
Aaron, Justin, Danny, Sam, Caleb, Cole, Alex, Bennet, Declan, Jordan..... omg and so many more
LisaSmith182 LisaSmith182 a day ago
FTR 
                              July 22nd 2017
                              11:07 am
                              Doha, Qatar
                              ( Just finished " the bad boy stole my bra")
KawaiiPotado KawaiiPotado 6 days ago
I'm silently recreating memories of Alec Ryder due to the word smoothies and beach 😂