♡ Comebacks ♡

♡ Comebacks ♡

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lucy By hallucynated Updated May 01, 2017

The rarest and funniest comebacks.
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    Book cover made by; @sunswept

  • comebacks
  • comedy
  • funny
  • hilarious
  • humour
  • random
Huehuehue time to ruin some comebacks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) srry im being an ungrateful hoe
Comeback: "Uhh...do you know the meme gods are anGrY wITH YoU
fear_freakin_swag_ fear_freakin_swag_ Nov 16, 2017
So I was at this park at my neighborhood and my CRUSH stared fake poledancing and said " I am a male stripper just five bucks!" and winked. I said " I can pay you money to keep your clothes on!" and he said okay and started to take off his shirt.
Raeleigh05 Raeleigh05 Nov 25, 2017
Unless your a pregnancy test take your negativity somewhere else
someone: says something mean about me
                              me: i was tryna be like you
Me: -roasts someone-
                              Someone: sorry i aint a mirror
                              Me: Do you really think I'm as stupid as you? I know better than trying to burn a mirror! 
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              (omf that was terrible i'll show myself out)