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♡ Comebacks ♡

♡ Comebacks ♡

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lucy By hallucynated Updated Apr 04

The rarest and funniest comebacks.
  Book cover made by; @sunswept

GeekGirl181 GeekGirl181 Apr 15
You're so trashy that when your mum dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
@Probably_Not_Here @LeslieBaysic lmao this needs to get dedicated to 7A and also the other peeps in our batch
When someone says whatever or rolls their eyes, "Keep rolling your eyes, bitch, you might just find your brain back there."
Random person 1: U Biach!
                               Me: Biachs are female dogs 
                              Dogs bark
                              Bark is on trees
                              Trees are nature
                              And Nature is Beautiful so thank u ;)
                              My friend told me! She isn't on wattpad tho..
Random dude: your REALLY ugly
                              Me: I'm sorry, your too short, I can't hear you
sonali2905 sonali2905 Apr 19
I might be adopted but atleast my parents chose me. Yours are stuck with you.