♡ Comebacks ♡

♡ Comebacks ♡

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lucy By hallucynated Updated May 01

The rarest and funniest comebacks.
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    Book cover made by; @sunswept

  • comebacks
  • comedy
  • funny
  • hilarious
  • humour
  • random
Iceaura39 Iceaura39 Oct 27
Due warning: I will attempt to counter as many of these as I can.
aureo_11 aureo_11 Oct 11
Rose are red
                              Violets are blue
                              I thought Voldermort was ugly
                              But then I met u
karab2002 karab2002 Sep 24
PLEASE, CHECK OUT MY STORIES AND GIVE ME A VOTE AND A FOLLOW, THANKS.
So I was at this park at my neighborhood and my CRUSH stared fake poledancing and said " I am a male stripper just five bucks!" and winked. I said " I can pay you money to keep your clothes on!" and he said okay and started to take off his shirt.
aureo_11 aureo_11 Oct 11
If you're waiting for me to care, better pack a lunch, it's gonna take awhile
Oh I will. I'm like to think I'm already pretty good at sarcasm, but a little help never hurt.