♡ Comebacks ♡

♡ Comebacks ♡

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lucy By hallucynated Updated 17 hours ago

The rarest and funniest comebacks.
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  Book cover made by; @hoette

Why would I want my friends to know about this book....
                              
                              THEN they would use all of the good comebacks on ME!
                               #misleadingcompliment
I would kick you in the face but I don't wanna improve your looks
                              
                              Guy:FAIL!
                              
                              Person:like your dads condom?
omg i just red the whole thing in the 30 min...i could not put it down!! great job...i'll keep then in mind the next time i have to use one :)
🌵Is your family tree a cactus because everyone on it's a prick
dollipop00 dollipop00 Oct 24
Bitch: why are you staring at me?.
                              
                              Me: l was just wondering how two people could mate and create a human being this ugly.