♡ Comebacks ♡

♡ Comebacks ♡

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lucy By hallucynated Updated a day ago

The rarest and funniest comebacks.
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  Book cover made by; @hoette

WAS THIS ACTUALLY SPONSORED BY THE FUNHOUSE SHOW FROM BRANDON ROGERS?!?!
Someone: hey! Long time no seen!
                              Me: yeah bitch and I hope it continues like that!
I was gonna give you a nasty look...
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              But I see you already have one
This is mine.
                              Bully: *picks on you and hits you
                              You:*look up with a bruised face*
                              Bully: "Look like it's a dead end."
                              You: "Yeah, cos it's blocked with your ass!"
                              😃😃😃😃
Some bish: you think your the queen of the world!
                              Me: hun I don't think I'm the queen of the world, just because you feel miserable with me isn't my problem
Me: Go fück yourself 
                              Some bïtch: Okay I will! 
                              Me: Of course you would cause it's not like anyone else would fück that