The rarest and funniest comebacks.
Book cover made by; @hoette
Why would I want my friends to know about this book....
THEN they would use all of the good comebacks on ME!
I would kick you in the face but I don't wanna improve your looks
Person:like your dads condom?
omg i just red the whole thing in the 30 min...i could not put it down!! great job...i'll keep then in mind the next time i have to use one :)
🌵Is your family tree a cactus because everyone on it's a prick
Bitch: why are you staring at me?.
Me: l was just wondering how two people could mate and create a human being this ugly.