The rarest and funniest comebacks.
Book cover made by; @sunswept
Due warning: I will attempt to counter as many of these as I can.
Comeback: "Uhh...do you know the meme gods are anGrY wITH YoU
So I was at this park at my neighborhood and my CRUSH stared fake poledancing and said " I am a male stripper just five bucks!" and winked. I said " I can pay you money to keep your clothes on!" and he said okay and started to take off his shirt.
Oh I will. I'm like to think I'm already pretty good at sarcasm, but a little help never hurt.
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