♡ Comebacks ♡

♡ Comebacks ♡

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lucy By hallucynated Updated Mar 12

The rarest and funniest comebacks.
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  Book cover made by; @achillies-

Luqcka Luqcka Mar 11
I have to say these comebacks in the nicest and sweetest voice I can make^^
                              
                              Basically be passive-aggressive :D
ShazzySprinkles ShazzySprinkles 4 days ago
I would love to say a few comebacks here and there, but I don't wanna be rude... Me and my enemy Robert:
                              Robert: You're a failure.
                              Me: I'm not a mirror, you know.
                              Robert: uhh...what?
                              Me: *facepalm* Wasted...
AsterEverlee AsterEverlee a day ago
I'd give you a nasty look, but it looks like you already have one.
TheDoggieQueen TheDoggieQueen 6 days ago
Here's a comeback: U'r a a*butt, pansycake, stupid idiot who doesn't have a brain, and a god aweful face 😀
BlueThePanda BlueThePanda 6 days ago
Ohh, I have one.
                              Guy: You wanna see how hard I can dab?
                              Me: You wanna see how hard I can shove my fist through your face?
Hibiki_Kai Hibiki_Kai Mar 13
Yaazzzz @Tenshina_Hime 
                              Things will never be the same again mwahahahhahaha