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♡ Pickup Lines ♡

♡ Pickup Lines ♡

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lucy By hallucynated Updated 5 days ago

The rarest and funniest pickup lines.
    Book cover made by; @sunlily-

mimoo13 mimoo13 2 days ago
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Zixyyy Zixyyy Mar 13
Are you a earthquake? Cause you just rocked my world. #PickUpMaster
Did you clean your pants with Windex? Because I can see myself in them!
halfbl00ds halfbl00ds 4 days ago
If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree, I'd stick my nuts in your holes.
Hey tie your shoes I don't want you falling for everyone else
Two pick up line fails:
                              Internet: Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.
                              My own: Are you an apple? Because I wanna bite your face off.