The rarest and funniest pickup lines.
Book cover made by; @sunswept
can you give me the d? that means death, please euthanize me
You're so cool! Please follow me! P. S. I always follow back all my followers. Keep that in mind people reading this.
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one (lol thanks Aphmau 🤣)
are you from china? because im having a hard time china get my eyes off you
i know its very bad l0l
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you
UR THE LORD OF MY MANOR!!!!!!!!!!
(please please please please please include it??? its vary gud!!!!!!!)