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Strange Yarns

Strange Yarns

205K Reads 5.5K Votes 23 Part Story
Josh Saltzman By JoshSaltzman Updated Feb 15

WATTY 2016 WINNER of the HQ Love Award!

Strange Yarns is a ball of tangled tales. Twisted, knotted, and intertwined. Like Tales of the Crypt, the Twilight Zone, and The Outer Limits. Strange Yarns is not just a collection of ghastly tales, these are yarns, and yarns are sewed together. Follow the yarns and see the grand design... think of this as an evil quilt.  
    
    Ghost, ghouls, and  cannibals being studied for nutrition research, Strange Yarns has got it all. ALL EXCEPT HAPPY ENDINGS!!! (The Author's Lawyer's retain the rights to define happy endings.)
    
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    *Josh Saltzman is a Canadian Comedy Award winning writer and director. Recently he was the head writer of  season 2 and 3 of Inspector Gadget on Netflix. His other credits include Fangbone! (Disney XD), Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs: The Animated Series (Sony/DHX), and in live action Call Me Fitz (HBO Canada). Josh has also made lots of weird videos you can find on youtube.

breadotaku breadotaku Dec 24, 2016
Wait is that bad?? And how is John not screaming in pain (because if that were me, I would drop everything and start yelling for my mom to call an ambulance and eventually faint from the sight of blood)
NekoReaperx NekoReaperx Nov 21, 2016
Just bring a pocket knife. Way more portable and easy to stab the heart.
breadotaku breadotaku Dec 24, 2016
"bRiNg tHe kItcHeN kNiFe."
                              "bRiNg tHe kItcHeN sPoOn."
                              "bRiNg tHe kItcHeN fOrK wHiLe yOu'Re aT iT."
                              "bUt lEaVe tHe kItcHeN sPoRk. hE oWeS mE fIvE bUcKs sO hE dOeSn'T dEsErVe tO cOmE."
breadotaku breadotaku Dec 22, 2016
This is a great first part! It really intrigues the reader and makes them want to continue reading. I guess you could say it makes them... curious.
breadotaku breadotaku Dec 24, 2016
*calls up everyone I know* "Okay friends I have found a particularly interesting chair that I think we should all sit on and see if the weight of our bodies is enough to either a) release an evil entity or b) break the chair"
fivepastel fivepastel Feb 03
Holy Guacamole. I finally found stories like this! I've been looking forever. Also, I'm already seeing a bit of a pattern here 🤔