Strange Yarns

Strange Yarns

192K Reads 4.9K Votes 22 Part Story
Josh Saltzman By JoshSaltzman Updated Sep 21

WATTY 2016 WINNER of the HQ Love Award!

Strange Yarns is a ball of tangled tales. Twisted, knotted, and intertwined. Like Tales of the Crypt, the Twilight Zone, and The Outer Limits. Strange Yarns is not just a collection of ghastly tales, these are yarns, and yarns are sewed together. Follow the yarns and see the grand design... think of this as an evil quilt.  
    
    Ghost, ghouls, and  cannibals being studied for nutrition research, Strange Yarns has got it all. ALL EXCEPT HAPPY ENDINGS!!! (The Author's Lawyer's retain the rights to define happy endings.)
    
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    *Josh Saltzman is a Canadian Comedy Award winning writer and director. Recently he was the head writer of  season 2 and 3 of Inspector Gadget on Netflix. His other credits include Fangbone! (Disney XD), Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs: The Animated Series (Sony/DHX), and in live action Call Me Fitz (HBO Canada). Josh has also made lots of weird videos you can find on youtube.

You lied to me!  I sat in a box for hours, and nothing happened!  Though eventually someone did throw a body in there...
My only question is has he seen a condom before ? If he has........ well, *points at door* oh look there goes his innocence
In Denmark, there is a saying that if you put a white wooden stick in your mouth, you will become invisible.
Natty4566 Natty4566 Nov 12
Ok 1) congrats for winning!!! 2) This story is so great!!! I really like your writing style!😄
Sneaky,he should be in special forces like metal gear or something.
NekoReaperx NekoReaperx Nov 21
I'm going to read this to my 6 year old cousin. MUAHAHA, HER PARENTS WILL NOT GET ANY SLEEP THAT NIGHT!