yay now I take suggestions for lemons!
(Later.... Like, FOUR YEARS LATER....)
And that's how I met your father!
Yana Jr.:Ooooh! I see~
Ashen the third:O.O That's messed up!
Little BEN:Wow, mom!
HE HAS NO FAITH IN HIS TINY PENIS!?
"My fingers aren't big enough to give you the good enough pleasure that my dick can do"
Me: "like your dick can make any difference!"
They evasdropped and people can't knock in the other lemons I read
Roses are red cat nails are pickly lets just say that eclated quickly
I don't know why but I can imagine slenderman having a British accent
I skipped the whole lemon just too read and I am not disappointed