Wait...Humans Need Air, Right? (Merstuck! DirkJake Fanfic)

Wait...Humans Need Air, Right? (Merstuck! DirkJake Fanfic)

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Closeted Calliope By Closeted_Calliope Updated 5 days ago

When 16 year old Jake English moves from his small island to a small beach on the west coast, he expects nothing but boredom and less adventure than he'd like. But after being saved from drowning by a mysterious person, he learns that there's a bigger adventure than he ever could've imagined. 


(This is just a little DirkJake fanfiction that I've had in my mind for a while. It's based off tumblr user Ikimaru's merstuck drawings. (They're so fucking good.). There will probably be some OOCness, so be warned. Also, sorry for the shitty description. Merstuck!AU)

(Keep in mind that I am not Andrew Hussie, therefore I do not own any characters. If I owned any of them, I probably wouldn't be writing a fanfic, would I?)

kittymon13 kittymon13 Sep 09
BAD JAKE NO STAY YES YOU ARE A DOG RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I SAID SO SIT STAY JUST DON'T JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes 
                              
                              
                              Gravy is good
                              
                              
                              But now is not the time to realize that
Rest in Fücking Pepperoni...       No Regretsssssssssssssssss
"Took off his glasses" lmfao boi he's never getting up the cliff again
AND JADE FINDS HIM BLEEDING TO DEATH BY A MERMAN SINGING POP CULTURE SONGS
So my brain likes to add in random words at times so I read this,"Jake and Uncle Jade."