Wait...Humans Need Air, Right? (Merstuck! DirkJake Fanfic)

Wait...Humans Need Air, Right? (Merstuck! DirkJake Fanfic)

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Closeted Calliope By Closeted_Calliope Updated Dec 31, 2016

When 16 year old Jake English moves from his small island to a small beach on the west coast, he expects nothing but boredom and less adventure than he'd like. But after being saved from drowning by a mysterious person, he learns that there's a bigger adventure than he ever could've imagined. 


(This is just a little DirkJake fanfiction that I've had in my mind for a while. It's based off tumblr user Ikimaru's merstuck drawings. (They're so fucking good.). There will probably be some OOCness, so be warned. Also, sorry for the shitty description. Merstuck!AU)

(Keep in mind that I am not Andrew Hussie, therefore I do not own any characters. If I owned any of them, I probably wouldn't be writing a fanfic, would I?)

  • dirk
  • dirkjake
  • english
  • homestuck
  • jake
  • merstuck
  • strider
Skittles_28 Skittles_28 7 days ago
Aww he's never going to tell them 'GOOD GRAVY! ' that's sad...
'Was it a sea creature?'
                              I mean, what else would it be? a fuckin' dinosaur?
NightmareAnimations NightmareAnimations Dec 14, 2016
I once almost broke my wrist while doing something like this.
LoadedGunman LoadedGunman Mar 01, 2017
That's really slippery
                              Especially with lube
                              Fucc is VERY slippery
What-are-feelings What-are-feelings Nov 03, 2016
Yes 
                              
                              
                              Gravy is good
                              
                              
                              But now is not the time to realize that
What-are-feelings What-are-feelings Nov 03, 2016
AND JADE FINDS HIM BLEEDING TO DEATH BY A MERMAN SINGING POP CULTURE SONGS