Harry Potter One Shots

Harry Potter One Shots

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The Walrus By harrisonforpresident Completed

A collection of one shots about Harry Potter characters.
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MakaIsBEAST MakaIsBEAST Jul 09
Move me while I'm sleeping biotch and you get strangled by me when I wake up.
I suggest you move that hand.... Now. 
                              George: 0.0 never do that..... again.
George- *Pokes Me*
                              Me- *bites his hand* YOU NEVER POKE ME WHILE I'M SLEEPING YOU CREEP I HAD THE BEST DREMA EVER AND YOU RUINED IT DGSJDYWHDIXJVWODHE HFOGWBGJFOQBFH U 3O H Z NO MORE HOKEY POKEY! *immedeatly goes back to sleep*
                              Ginny- That's why i don't wake her up i the morning.
winter107 winter107 Nov 11
This just sounds like something she would do omg I love the weaslys
pow112000 pow112000 Apr 08
And I'm here like....
                              
                              George: -about to poke me-
                              Me: -wakes up quickly- B!TCH I HOPE THE F*CK YOU DO,YOU'LL BE A DEAD SON OF A B*TCH I TELL YOU THAT
*pokes me*
                              
                              TRY ME BITCH!!! REMOVE TYE HAND BEORE I REMOVE IT FROM YOUR BODY