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Shuck Me

Shuck Me

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Bailey By newtiesbooty Updated Apr 12

"You're literally the worst at this flirting thing." 
He rolled his eyes. "Oh whatever. Just shut up and shuck me already." 
"What?" 
"You heard me."

Handle me with care or I swear to god I will call the eyebrow police!
"She was not the kind of girl who'd end up with angels" 
                              
                              Me: This Girl Is Me.
fatima_Top fatima_Top Feb 06
No offense if i was in the box i would have forgot what was 1+1
Yep it's like your math teacher ( who I have first thing in the morning) saying welcome to class I missed you so much! Yeah right you just want us to feel welcome so we don't complain a lot.
M.ental
                              A.buse
                              T.o
                              H.umans
                              
                              NO MATH!! Math and me have never gotten along. WOULD MATH JUST GROW UP AND SOLVE ITS OWN PROBLEMS!? (Pun intended, old but a good one)
OBrien_hemmingssrose OBrien_hemmingssrose Mar 15, 2016
Correction! Maybe this was *James Dashner, instead of Satan. Jk James Dashner is amazing