; the one where michael falls in love with his bus driver.
(highest rank; #299 in short story)
One of our bus drivers was driving while drunk, he only got suspended for like a week
waIT JUST IMAGINE MICHAEL ACTUALLY HAVING THIS CROSS ACCENT BETWEEN BRITISH AND AUSTRALIAN PAISMZZMOWJEJD
LAST YEAR MY SCHOOL BUS DRIVER COUGHED SO MUCH I WAS AFRAID HE WAS GOING TO DIE
See... I would... But. They're just. Too. Amazing. So I can't.