The Band Geek

The Band Geek

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I move my hands in a trangle formation, keeping up the beat. The percussion is playing to loud. The saxophones are not keeping the beat. The flutes' feet are off beat. The tubas aren't playing in tone. Half the clarinets aren't playing. The trombones has there horns pointed to the ground. The French horns for once are playing in the right notes. The baritones are over blowing. And the trumpets won't even watch where they are going. 

Overall, not a pretty picture. A wreck even. They are starting to piss me off. Our contest is in a month amd they aren't even trying. I know it's hot, bit they can at least pretend they want to be here!

I stop conducting. The band stops and starts talking, pissing me off even more. They think just because the band director isn't here they can goof off.

"Hey band!" I yell out. 

"Hey what!" They yell back after they realize I want their attention.

"What is the matter today? Do you think you don't have to do anythinh 'cause Mr. Muller isn't here? If you w...

smolbeanwriting smolbeanwriting Nov 04, 2017
We have multiple directors so even if one is absent we have others
smolbeanwriting smolbeanwriting Nov 04, 2017
Sorry if I'm annoying but to sum up what they said in my band's terms; the saxophones aren't counting, the flutes feet are out of time, the tubas aren't in tune, trombone horn angles are horrid, baritones are overplaying
smolbeanwriting smolbeanwriting Nov 04, 2017
Scuse me my dudes, but they gotta finish that run through before leaving
Young_And_Corrupted Young_And_Corrupted May 02, 2017
FAM. I'm more of a sports person but my mom forced me yo do band, our flutes never play, French horn never in tune, trumpets are too loud, saxophones never play, (besides when I play) the only clarinet that is ever in tune is me, percussion never gets their rudiments rights
smolbeanwriting smolbeanwriting Nov 04, 2017
At least they run, my band gets yelled at for not running back to they dots
QueenVvvV QueenVvvV Feb 12, 2017
Saxophone HAHHAAH I remembered Taehyung 💜💜 btw, it's pretty cool