several very loosely related one-shots about male reader and rodrick heffley. ··· i don't own the characters or the stories they come from, just the shit i'm making up in this shitty little book. also, these might be kinda ooc. partially bc they're based more on the movie versions rather than the books (it's been too long since i've read any of the books for me to even try). and i'm uncultured swine and just discovered the original three movies not too long ago and i was inspired to write. and YES the lowercase is on purpose.
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