The battle over you

The battle over you

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Trash By southparklover972 Updated Jan 01, 2015

what happens when two people love you enough to fight over it? request which 2 and it will happen.

Omg, litelarry imagining this before you go to bed is just making me scream on the inside xD
Fatness rhymes with katness
                              I just had to say that because The Hunger Games was good
me: I pick kyle
                              
                              Cartman: WHAT! YOU PICKED THE JEW!
                              
                              Kyle: YES!
I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU!
                              but seriously though. I pick Cartman.
                              
                              I really don't know what my problem is. I NEED HELP.
EmberAzurite EmberAzurite Dec 22, 2015
Cartman:get away from her you filthy Jew 
                              Me:what are you gonna do?sit on him?
DarkBrokenBluRose DarkBrokenBluRose Mar 06, 2015
How weird both of my friends like me. Lol as in date like. I'm dating one now and my other friend like:"If he break up with u, I'm going to b next" Im sitting here like:"Oh yeah well o-ok"  O.o