divorce [h.s]

divorce [h.s]

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l e a h By lonelyari Updated Jul 22, 2016

"I think you enjoy the divorce therapist more than the therapy."

©lonelyari 2016

You would know about temporary, wouldn't you Zayn? 🐸☕️
slayingbiebah slayingbiebah Dec 21, 2016
So when she wears heels you look like her son? Is she the one throwing her arm around you? Does she slamdunk you when you play ball? So many questions, contact me Harry.
slayingbiebah slayingbiebah Dec 21, 2016
Its the skin I kept from when I got circumsised. do you like it?
slayingbiebah slayingbiebah Dec 21, 2016
Sorry Zayn did I intervene while you were plotting to leave the band? Shiit my bad homie
slayingbiebah slayingbiebah Dec 21, 2016
Yeah, I am. Will you try this ring on? You and my girlfriend have the same size and I wanna make sure it fits her perfectly. I mean you knew you were the side hoe right?
Wtf I have a really invisible dimple on my right cheek and it is barely noticeable -sobs-