Sarcasm-Five Hargreeves x Reader (The Umbrella Academy)

Y/N let out a dry laugh before she held up the sandwich and took a bite out of it, unable to hold back the smile that graced her features at the good taste.

"Hey, you're actually right for once. It's delicious," Y/N said, finishing the rest of the sandwich in the next few minutes.

"Good. You're going to need your energy anyway. We have to go somewhere. It's a little important," Five said, clicking his fingers on the counter.

"Alright. I'm gonna go brush my teeth. The one thing I actually hate more than you is the smell of peanut butter."

Five furrowed his brows, leaning back on his chair. "Really?"

"Yeah. Why do you think I called you dog breath all the time?"

Five, was to say, unimpressed.

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