Once upon a time, long long ago~, okay more like-ah!- Harry wh- Move over dragon bitch its my turn ta narrate! Anyway, 20 years ago, king beasty and his belle married 'front of all 6,000 of their closest mates, big cake I know. Anyway, beasty united all the kingdoms and declared himself the king of the united states of bora-don! He rounded up all the villains, sidekicks, petty thieves, really anybody interesting, and sailed them off to the isle of the lost, with a magic barrier ta keep them there. This is where I kick it, no magic, no wifi, and no.way. out....or so many of us thought? Hol' up yer bou't ta meet me but, this happened first.