Pretending [boyxboy] [slash] [original and r...
If Luke could go back to the first day of fourth year, there are three pieces of advice he'd give himself:
1) wearing make up is the equivalent to carry a giant target board on your back; best avoided
2) falling in love with your extremely heterosexual best friend is highly inconvenient; avoid this scenario whenever possible
3) do not, under any circumstance, allow yourself to be talked into a pretend relationship with said best friend; avoid this proposition by any means necessary
[includes the original version as published in 2011, and an expanded rewrite published in 2016]