What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction

What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction

76.5K Reads 3.5K Votes 5 Part Story
The Sass Queen™ By NovellaNovel Updated Nov 11, 2014

Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. 

Percy: *facedesks*

Annabeth: *groans*

Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire*

O.O

Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO...

**
Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! 

Slow Updates (if at all..)

  • crack
  • humor
  • jackson
  • mary
  • novellanovel
  • ooc
  • opmc
  • percy
  • random
  • sue
  • whatnottodoinpjfanfiction
I’d start making sounds like ‘WEEEEEEEE’ too if I saw you
How have I made this far?!?! How am I not de- oh... wait... I am dead... never mind!
By this point I am already dead. How did I even make it this far?
You, girl, aren't Nike. 
                              
                              You also can't be Aphrodite. 
                              
                              If you think you're ugly, then you ARE ugly.
All I have is uniform, ripped jeans, fandom themed shirts and a bunch of band shirts.
lol No biggie I just killed ‘Kronnuos’ with a ‘daggr’ I just ‘touk’ out LOL