What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction

What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction

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The Sass Queen™ By NovellaNovel Updated Nov 11, 2014

Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. 

Percy: *facedesks*

Annabeth: *groans*

Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire*

O.O

Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO...

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Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! 

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JensoCam JensoCam Oct 15
Okay, the descriptions in writing on Wattpad ate exactly like this.  Again: show, not tell. You're really good at making fun of writing, btw.
yanangel1 yanangel1 6 days ago
It was painful to read. But don't worry, I only deleted the app once every blackout meaning a ton of times
OMG IT'S A *dun dun dunnnnnn* SWORD!
                              
                              
                              
                              Oh hey Persassy my homie.
WOAH WOAH WAOH WAOH! WOAH! HOLD UP! REWIND! I'm a nerd and let's just say.....
                              
                              
                              YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATCH POKEMON TO BE A NERD!
JensoCam JensoCam Oct 15
This actually happens though. I've been asked to read some people's stuff, and they sour there and discribe themselves. Does anyone actually do this in life? No! Stop putting into books!
JensoCam JensoCam Oct 15
You notice that she sirens so much time talking about her appearance that she glazes over the really cool stuff.