What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction

What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction

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The Sass Queen™ By NovellaNovel Updated Nov 11, 2014

Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. 

Percy: *facedesks*

Annabeth: *groans*

Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire*

O.O

Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO...

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Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! 

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So Massy’s the only one with eyes and not orbs
                              
                              Good for her
BlueMoonMagic2006 BlueMoonMagic2006 6 days ago
No it has to be Goode High that’s the only school that exists now
Annabeth: YES
                              Percy: YAAAAY NOW LET’S KILL THIS LIA
                              Annabeth: HER PERFECT ORBS CAN’T SAVE HER NOW
But... My eyes legit change color with my emotions.. not HUGELY but they look more kinda green when I'm sad and darker when I'm angry... 
                              BUT MOSTLY THEY'RE BLUE.
                              
                              And they're actually eyes. Not orbs.
Exsqueeze me? Twice the size of Buckingham Palace is smaller than the amount of stupid in this girls brain!
I'm a child of Aphrodite. I have how people bake their children seem. I hate pink, I hate nails, I like fighting, I don't really like fashion, I wear makeup but not a lot, and I have no interest in anybody