The Best QUOTES & COMEBACKS You'll Ever Hear

The Best QUOTES & COMEBACKS You'll Ever Hear

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Eufult202 By Eufult202 Updated Jan 23, 2017

Here is a book of all the BEST quotes & comebacks I have ever made/read.

  • best
  • comebacks
  • funny
  • life
  • quotes
  • useful
NEVER_SERIOUS NEVER_SERIOUS Nov 12, 2017
AHEM EXCUSE ME MY EYES ON THAT TRASH ON YOUR FACE, WHICH IS BASICALLY YOUR FACE HAH! YOU FUNNNY
drytowel drytowel Jun 03, 2016
Her: I only drink things that a good and healthy. Your body is a temple.
                              Me: Ever heard of bleach? It's to die for, everyone is drinking it to lose weight. Maybe you should too, you have gained a little weight.
itzmkyla itzmkyla Apr 12, 2016
I forgot how to spell just one time so my uncle called me stupid