Here is a book of all the BEST quotes & comebacks I have ever made/read.
AHEM EXCUSE ME MY EYES ON THAT TRASH ON YOUR FACE, WHICH IS BASICALLY YOUR FACE HAH! YOU FUNNNY
Her: I only drink things that a good and healthy. Your body is a temple.
Me: Ever heard of bleach? It's to die for, everyone is drinking it to lose weight. Maybe you should too, you have gained a little weight.
I forgot how to spell just one time so my uncle called me stupid