Nilsen be like
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Ongoing, First published Jul 13, 2020
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- Welcome to the show
- Old straight ppl be like
- Mans just does Not have a name
- Chose some rlly lame name like trevor or irving
- Not meowth tho, not in any au. Too lame. He'd be like 'tiny claws' or somat
- I just thought of this please laugh
- Each gens gang of pokemon have their own variations + the twerps have their own
- (tw: implied murder) fucking shitpost rkekkckekfkvk
- Further up north u get more meaningless it sounds. Icelandic is greek 2 me
- Damn bad day for lena wtf happened (sidenote i can read it!!!)
- Love that 'i wanted to see the film avatar' is one o tonly full sentences i kno
- UK government competance aesthetic
- I dont even know if it does i can never look long enough STOP DOING THIS
- Yall think you have to prove ur in hospital or smth? NEVER any reason 4 it
- I fucking love this film man
- 'Im so straight, dude. I like homophobia and not respecting women bruh'
- 'Blease jimmy im beggin ya ta stop'
- 'Hey goiys i loint flash!' '*snrk* you learnt what?' 'Come on then flash us'
- The trials he goes through for a crumb of respect
- This one goes out to all the flies that've been pushin me to this past month 💋
- This bitch names burger
- 'Gawd has my accent always been dat t'ick?!' '*everyone* yes.'
- How many years has it been meowth
- Jessie and james look at him furiously in as casual a manner as possible
- Shooting the others a thumbs up like 'I T'INK SHE BOUGHT IT'
- How do you do fellow manchurians
- Whats the pussy version of 'big dick energy'? She has that. Them eyebrows
- Yooooooo
- 'jester it is one word. im asking you to learn to read one word.'
- One day hopefully clown man will be calm man
- 'Wow way to kill the mood' 'SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP this is manly.'
- A sweet post
- Old Man
- Either that or its kasey golden showing us literal pound shop japanese pens
- This + her art getting so homogenous just...gone so downhill
- Edge au getting into gym policies on showering canons like 'nah. Find a lake'
- Canon: we'll that bridge when we get to it :) Edge: WE MAY NEVER
- 'jesus theres a lot of doors in this bathroom'
- (Tw: pedophilia mention) He's trained them.
- Jessie yelling fuck on repeat SO excitedly in the background
- 'Anime is gay culture' no it aint sis go outside
- Frozen is a mess???? Hello?????
- This film is so good
- aND SHE'S THE ONE TIED UP IN THE SECOND SCENE
- Like. So much about it is brilliant but that knowledge is there. Lingering
- IM ALREADY CRYING STOP
- She didnt deserve her hair back it spits on the imagery of the film
- 'I got precisely 2 words of that for the love of god pick a language'
- 'Pokeemon' what made you like this
- Meowth was still hiding his backstory at this point but bet he was seething
- I was so confused hearing americans say this after sneezes for years
- Oh was that your flower? Waaaa boo hoo
- Actually you know what this is how he tells boots
- James energy
- Im tired but this was an important revelation
- 'Wheres this self awareness when we have to listen to it' 'Reply, coward'
- She Babey
- ✨ colonialism aethetic ✨
- Sideways cursed it
- Im not smart enough to pump em out everyday
- How i feel when ppl gettin too into roleplay in the asks
- The drama here
- I swear i hallucinated parts of this fic surely it cant be that bad
- Meowth has no reaosn to speak cantonese just thot it's be neat if he wa learnin
- I. Ok.
- WTF IM ON PRIVATE BROWSING
- Im losing my fucking mind
- the point of contention is currently a little wall.
- Just when i was nearly dead 'MEEOW HERESA FUCK'
- The french be like: *complain when no one learns french but laugh when they do*
- They just turn back around and leave the country it aint worth it
- 'Name me ONE time i can use MY native language'
- It was a reddit ama on can teachers tell if kids in their class have a crush
- Whats the opposite of a wingman dkdkfkfk this is like that sunny ep
- I genuinely like the 'are you still alive' joke more than rocko dkckdkc
- Im too deep in the pokemon fandom to look at this fic djfkekfk
- I can see clearly now,,,,
- 'Insatiable sex fiend' fuck off
- The only rewrite i could maybe stomach writing
- Imagine having friends this shit
- Ones who dont punch him and make him sit through them fucking
- MEMDKFKDK like ants seperating to get around a leaf
- Sis literally WHAT are you talking about
- God the world should have just ended right there, game over
- God imagine being this much of a soggy cheerio
- Comic lily is still lily to an extent guys you cant just forget that
- (Tw: ableism) i swear i've seen fibre check bonnie on reddit before
- A good way to go out
- the little i've seen of him this film catapulted him to a fav of mine
- She wasnt joking either. Thinks she's smart cos she knows we live in a society
- he has to count them FJDSKJGKDS
- its only like a line a language and its like a tiny, lumpy book,,,
- She never could recall what we said even when she said she rememberd speaking
- No way she could have moved
- It was cool the first time but then it kept happening
- They go for the shins i'll be gone within the hour
- The 2010's shocking twist of this story
- And thus a beautiful friendship was born
- Dont @ me
- Sidenote i think im starting to understand the 'deep nuances' o language now
- Get a life
- Thats it they summed it up
- Memes are a galaxy brain invention
- Sharing this around the trainee wattsap group like 'TAKE NOTES TAKE NOTES'
- Am i hallucinating
- Quarantine activities
- Sunny has the best writing of any currently running show
- is this the kinda ads americans gettin? wack
- hongkong are yall ok
- Genuinely burst out laughing at this. 'Да да...'
- This how yall talk in russia??????
- why would you put blue tentacles alongside megalovania,,
- i'd say sunny but this has too much british energy
- Also why 'lesbian' and not just 'girl' for that dumb ass argument???
- Op didnt say i support this viewpoint they said i SPECIFICALLY thought that
- *mum voice* you dont know you're born you
- Look what your batman robins did to this fine name *tuts*
- Someone else said its japanglish no one actually knows what it means dmckdkc
- Just the equivalent of the sueprdry logo dkfkkekfm
- This bugs me SO much
- So. Fuck.
- I know the real reason is convenience but im anal about it
- Johto and kanto are connected and both japanese regions star
- See, clown? This is why ur single
- I saw a 'embarassing mistakes ppl learning japaness make' vid and Had To see
- She said the way westeners tend to say it sounds like the word 4 scary
- f in the chat
- Neighbour drama
- this is exactly why i hate americans thinking they 'saved' europe
- Saw like a minute later in the video
- the implication that they were purposefully being written like that,,,
- Gonna have to be split into 2 parts cos its 30
- 3:35
- Heres the rest lads, knock ursen out
- Least pnf has the decency to make fun fjfjejfjjcjckjdod
- Timetravellers from the black death: DUDE
- This int the first pandemic in even recent history, we should have been prepared
- Wanna boring mundane workplace drama and a cat in the breakroom
- hholy shit,,,,,mew under the truck,,,,,,,,,
- dsgsdhdshdfhdfhddfjhndfj
- 'just up the road from' they were tryna troll him not knowin hes a god
- this video asgdshyrehfdjjkh
- i like this explanation, makes sense since he learnt by mimicking
- they say hand like haaynd or even haa-end sometimes
- i mean true but poor guy askfjsdakgjsyd
- the west country one too tho
- i hope the animator paid giovanni for his likeness
- i cannot imagine the news with ads. that is the most anti-intellectual thing
- I dont know why this phrase is so obnoxious to me
- Why is EVERYONE from the midwest
- I was just chatting to a few of my friends from across the pond yesterday
- The midwest, pacific northwest, new york and downtown LA, the 4 states
- Everyone else who tries emphasises the t too much
- Scottish and irish have like polar opposite inflections wtf
- Americans so used to one accent they're hypertuned to ANY differences
- ,,,,,,,,Oh Dear
- took this from a content vid i apologise
- 'Callout post *user* is stealing bones' is also up there in this catagory
- And op pretended to have HIV to justify an HIV foccused highschool au fic
- (Tw: human trafficking mention) the fact its hamilton makes it 10x more surreal
- :(
- 'COMMUNITY??????'
- 'About da whole pikachu discourse'
- 'No matter how i answer this im screwed'
- The most unfortunate 'hi meowth' i've ever had to utter
- NO he IS meowth
- 'You are going to love it here!' 'I lost the ability to love years ago'
- Tw: miscarriage mention, human trafficking mention
- (Tw: racism) its too arid in that areas op you clown
- My head is spinning
- Potted meat sarni on a teacake w lots of butter and a jam tart thats lunch babe
- 'What???? Dont all straight men wanna bang deir boss????'
- Was clearing out my photo album but knew this was a keeper
- This addition came go me like a shitpost vision
- "er can- can you have a footnote at the bottom for all of his lines?" "Why?"
- one of the old classics im actually sad is dead. goodnight sweet prince
- The TRio are just. Awful w crimbo presents. Nya mug not an outlier
- James: i really spashed out this year think meowths gonna love it
- '*VERY awkward* Er. T'anks,,,' 'Whats wrong dont you like it?'
- My favourite part about this post is the extra layer star wont get
- Running low on funds gotta improvise sometimes
- This is the funniest start to any video.
- They want riches, power and to live the good life w not clue this wont get em it
- I'll make my own american dream with blackjack and hookers
- There is NO inbetween
- When in doubt just replace james with your incel oc in james cosplay
- Selena animal parade, ash, mallow they all suffer this shit its gross.
- Funny how its almost always indigenous people this happens to.
- All because he cant get off enough if he knows she sees him as a one night stand
- Nutted
- 'Im not gay and neither is he' are you sure about that meowth
- Got oliver giving muffet a sister was such a good idea,,,,,
- this is the funniest thing i've ever fucking read
- "you have two buttholes. thats cool" ASGSDJGKSDJHKS
- So long gay bowser
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