Call Me Damien
On 06.06.2016 Call Me Damien reached #1 in Humor! - Thank you!!!
I heard a growl, "listen here you freaks, this human needs sleep because tomorrow is Monday, I'm on my period, and you two asświpes don't have school in the morning so keep the banging to yourselves!" I whisper yelled into the blue light.
He growled from the other side, "Go back to your bed pesky human, I'm finishing with this trash anyway." I blinked.
"Don't call her that!" I yelled, then slapped my hand over my mouth hoping my father didn't hear me.
He hissed, "Just scram!" The blue light faded and the hockey stick was thrown at me, missing my toes by inches.
I gritted my teeth, "inconsiderate, small dïck, ugly fat aśš." I mumbled as I went back to bed.
I closed my eyes and fell asleep without another bang from the hideous closet boy.
Scarlet Mallet has lived in this house for 10 years, knowing a boy lived in her closet. Yet, she didn't tell a soul.
He wasn't exactly a monster, and he never bothered her, so she rarely even remembered he was there.
Until one night she wanders into his territory and is sucked into an unknown world.
A world where she was human.
And he was the son of the Wicked Witch of the West.
Where she was nothing but trash to them, and he was their King.
A world where she was his soul mate and he was hers.
He was Damien, and she was Scarlet.
THIS BOOK CONTAINS SEXUAL CONTENT, SWEARING, sexual innuendos, JESUS AND SATAN, HELL, HEAVEN, TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS, TWILIGHT REFERENCES, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 1,2,3
HOLY WATER, HOLY BIBLE AND DEMONS.
just a warning.
Read at your own risk.
Haha just kidding. It's also a humor book, knock yaself out.
Cover made by @BonitaRogue ❤️