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Canadian Blood Diamonds

Canadian Blood Diamonds

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Kristi Charish By KristiCharish Updated Oct 02, 2014

All Kelly wanted was to sell a few million in Canadian diamonds to fund her next scheme (annexing Quebec and ransoming a few small European countries are at the top of her list)...that is until the Kanuck Crusader goes and messes up her business model...
And to top it off, her latest batch of minions wouldn't know a windchill warning if it hit them. 
Supervillains, bunny slippers, and Yukon. Enough said.

Willow2002 Willow2002 Dec 16, 2015
I have a plan to be a suck up when super villains and/or aliens invade the earth
Willow2002 Willow2002 Dec 16, 2015
Oh trust me 51% of Quebec would not be happy about that😉 ( anyone who has ever heard of politics should get it)
Willow2002 Willow2002 Dec 16, 2015
Those people are from Canada right? Because Canuck is another word for canadian
CherylReifsnyder CherylReifsnyder Apr 25, 2015
I didn't see that ending coming at all! What a kick--thanks for a great read :)
CherylReifsnyder CherylReifsnyder Apr 25, 2015
Okay, can tell already I'm gonna love this. What a fantabulous VOICE you're rocking here!
madbomber29 madbomber29 Mar 12, 2015
PLOT TWIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!