Some of the Creepypasta gang must be getting naughty
How tf do I know me!?
And why did you just kiss me!?
NO KISSY KISSY
-strips naked and runs off-
NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*RUNS TO MY TAMAKI CORNER WITH A WEAPON*
(Y/n) :I don't know you but I'm gonna allow you to kiss me...
Me: (ʘдʘ╬) Oh heeeellll naw! *slaps the bitch out of Masky making him a girl*
i remember I was walking through my high school hallway then some random ass dude said "hey darling" and you wanna know what i said i said "call me darling again and I . WILL . RIP . YOUR . FINGERS . OFF . AND . SHOVE . IT . UP . YOUR . BUTT" then he then his eyes widened and he walked away XD
No it not freaking ok! A FREAKING STRANGER JUST KISSED IF I WAS THAT GIRLS MOTHER GIRL SHE WOULDN'T BE THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE! yes idc about grammar sorry if I made you cringe
Mom: Who’s this?
Me: just a friend
Me: -whispers- that I had sex with
Mom: GOOD JOB. IF YOUR PREGOS UR TAKINN CARE OF IT!!