As it says these are one shots of people meet percabeth or demigods.
Important!!! I own nothing!! Pjo characters belong to Rick Riordan
You forgot the third:
"Three, The angry fangirls/boys will come for you."
And the outcome of breaking up a Fangirl/boys OTP is not pretty.....
You know what's evil, legos, and Tartarus,......so why not have Tartarus's floor covered in legos....hahahahahaha
Don't forget the fangirl army and the rest of the cabins, cause if you don't remember Clarisse was the one who helped make their first kiss happen... So your gonna have to deal with the ares cabin too!
DO NOT EVER PUT A SPIDER IN THE ATHENA CABIN OR I WILL COME AND DUMP OWL POO ON YOUR HEAD
TARTARUS IS A LEGITIMATE DEATH TRAP
I MEAN, HAVE YOU SEEN THE WI-FI POWER DOWN HERE, IT'S SO SLOW
And the fangirl army would slowly torture you to death, with me in the lead.