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dickaphobia ➲ c.h

dickaphobia ➲ c.h

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❀ planet mars ❀ By sleepydrummers Updated Jun 14, 2015

(n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them.

© sighcalum  2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. {book one}
#26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

i remember reading this two years ago when i was 5sos trash and i'm rereading it, i'm excited
Of course it would have to be a Hispanic doing a cleaning job. Loving the stereotypes, so yeah, I'm done with this book.
glittercumshots glittercumshots Jul 24, 2016
This is sometimes me bc dicks look like mutilated worms sometimes lmao
Aww Esteban you're too kind that you don't even know what she's apologizing for
The name tag on his uniform prolly says 'Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De la rosa Ramirez