dickaphobia ➲ c.h

dickaphobia ➲ c.h

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❀ planet mars ❀ By sleepydrummers Updated Aug 05

dickaphobia;
(n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them.

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#26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

  • 5sos
  • calumhood
  • crushes
  • funny
  • highschool
  • love
  • phobia
  • secrets
i remember reading this two years ago when i was 5sos trash and i'm rereading it, i'm excited
michael, my dear, we all know you have vagphobia
                              and that you're gay
                              veeeery gay
                              and that you love luke
                              yes we know it
                              so
                              don't be ashamed bout that
Im reading again because I forgot the storyline and you just recently updated
sluttycal sluttycal Jul 26
I thought she was talking about Calum for like two seconds whoOPS
cuddlesoup cuddlesoup Aug 06
I love how people think it's okay to make racist jokes just because there's an accent
bablaba18 bablaba18 Aug 23
omg as if u wouldnt be scared that must be giant lmao i need jesuuuus