Have you ever wondered how different Skyrim would look if rather than the Dragonborn, a bunch of NPCs tried to save the world instead? Ever watched a house flipping show and thought, "Wow, I'd love to see these guys try and kill an ancient god!" No? Okay, well... Bye, I guess! Luceras Letos is not a hero. He's a full-time interior designer with dreams of getting his own show on the Living Flame. But when he fails to impress the one mage that can help him achieve his dreams, he realizes he'll need to trick a shadowless woman into teaching him how to read minds. *It makes more sense in context, trust me.* Along with his carpenter friend and a mage that knows every single cantrip, Luceras sets off to find the mysterious Library of Shadows and, perhaps even face off against the terrifying, deadly necromancer, Clera Nox. Meanwhile, a few towns over, a group of Nymphs plan the greatest heist the world has ever seen in order to exhume and revive the corpse of the last Ent from a museum. Why? Well, to kill God, of course. Jeeze, it's like you haven't been paying attention *at all.*
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