This is a story about Peter Parker and well.. You! Read more to find out more about your journey with Peter.
(An Andrew Garfield version)
Ok....call me hot and try hitting on me and you've just made a death wish...with Peter....he's ok I guess but other than that....BURN IN HELL!!!!
My friends call me Parker cause we live In queens, and I walk around with a backpack and a skateboard all the time
Nah I'm fabulously ugly I don't know what you were smoking but I'm not hot
How could I say no? Easy. "No." Sadly, I say yes to almost everyone when they give me that look.
The death trap. 😂😂 That's what I used to say about them.
I've been to new York so many times I might as well live there in the winter
My first time on a longboard (yes I know they're different) I fell backwards with a short sleeved shirt on. It was in the road and my friend had me stand on it then told me to go down a hill... I only got scraped up. But it hurt a lot, I have a skateboard now though. Thank you friend. 😂