"Wait, pause. Louis Tomlinson just liked my selfie. What a creep."
Stfu you stupid fooking bish why don't you go write a song or something
DONT U DISRESPECT MEH BABY SNAKE I WILL CUT U WITH HEDGE CLILLERS
*Calls Kim Kardashian* you guys are probably having sex right now but we need your husband immediately
I'm reading this for the third time although I don't ship Larry but it's so cute :(
THATS MY BABY NEIL GET IT BABY WHITE BREAD
*claps and cries hysterically*
Bish stfu he has a body of a gorgeous model and a great bum and nobody calls him LouLou except for Harry you hear me you fake hoe?!