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~Homestuck Seven Minutes In Heaven~

~Homestuck Seven Minutes In Heaven~

106K Reads 2.8K Votes 24 Part Story
saltymercymain™ By Hipster_Nepeta Updated Feb 24

Your name is (y/n) (l/n) and you, my fine friend, are being pulled to a party. Whom are you being pulled by to who's party? Well, by none other than me, Xena, to only the coolest kid on the block's house! Dave Strider, duh! He always threw the sickest parties (and fire). That bro is hella lit. 

Wait, hold the phone! Why exactly are you being forced into clothing to attend this party, you may ask? Who the hell /doesn't/ like parties!? You're no nerd (OK maybe you are <3)! But, who wouldn't take up on the opportunity to play scandalous games such as Seven Minutes in Heaven! Especially when you know that special someone you've been pining after is gonna be there. Who knows, your normal night might actually end in something saucy happening ;^). 

(Updated Info Box: February 24th, 2017)
Have fun with reading this book (which I admit, is pretty cliche. I wrote this 2 years ago, hush). 

And thank you for 100k reads! <3 

((Various!Homestuck X Reader))

melodicHurricane melodicHurricane Aug 27, 2016
Alright, Fuckass is only said 4 Times in homestuck! And only ONCE by Karkat
Lynn-Is-Me Lynn-Is-Me Aug 07, 2016
*when you changed your gender to a fruit roll-up* WHERE DO I GO
CatOnYourBed CatOnYourBed Nov 30, 2016
Im bigender so ill stand in the doorway btwn the guys and girls
lukruakarsin lukruakarsin Aug 29, 2016
hi guys! i started a new homestuck fanfic it's on my page :o)
I saw the bye bye meow and thought of 707 from Mystic Messenger
beeps_a_lot beeps_a_lot Sep 28, 2016
I'd be the guy who'd get out of that by saying something like "well crap guys! This game sounds like a blast but it seems that I have explosive poo particles coming out of my behind!"