Like scarecrows that fuel this flame we're burning
Forever, and ever
Know how much I want to show you you're the only one.
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(Dirk Gently x OC)
[extended summary inside]
I don't own Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency's plot, characters or anything. I just own my plot and my characters. :)
This story will include lots of swearing, bad language and maybe sexual jokes. Nothing +18 though.
- ACT ONE :
- 01 | You're a terrible assistant!
- 02 | A Mario Kart Trip be like...
- 03 | Visits to an old friend...
- 04 | 4 Savages and a broken promise...
- 05 | "Don't call me Alice."
- 06 | I hit the bad guy with blue plastic bleach.
- 07 | "Dirk, it's a fucking dog!
- 08 | Throwing Alycia off the bridge is against animal rights.
- 09 | Screams and Explosions
- 10 | She just hissed at me.
- 11 | Floor is comfy.
- 12 | I am a lion, I don't like petting
- 13 | A Perfectly Performed Anecdote
- 14 | Keep up old man
- 15 | A cute murder weapon
- 16 | Something and Cat insticts