Fucked Up Jokes

Fucked Up Jokes

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ted By okteddy Updated Nov 26, 2015

These are just a bunch of f*cked-up jokes. So if you have a dark sense of humor, then go ahead and read this junk.
If you get offended by these jokes:
1. I'm sorry.
2. It won't happen again.
3. 1 and 2 are lies.
4. You're a p*ssy.
Nah, Jk, I understand if you don't like my jokes. x3

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_AHROR_ _AHROR_ Sep 21
As a vegetarian, I can 100% confirm that this is a solid burn.
                              
                              If not for the fact that the cows were treated so poorly the poor things probably wanted to die at the end lmao
LMFAO!!! 😂😂😂 
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
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