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Driving Me Batty

Driving Me Batty

1.1K Reads 34 Votes 5 Part Story
tjunkie By tjunkie Updated Dec 07, 2011

It's the tale of a young college girl who falls in lust, is stalked by an idiot who is under the impression that he is "swagalisious" and is pined for by a vampire who makes a root canal sound fascinating. A bildungsroman of sorts that will take you into the paranormal world of creatures of the night in a hopefully new and interesting way.

  • bar
  • college
  • crazy
  • family
  • frantic
  • ghoul
  • ghouls
  • grandmother
  • humans
  • idiots
  • irritating
  • nymphomaniac
  • nymphomaniacs
  • slayers
  • stakes
  • vampire
  • vampires
PennyPP PennyPP Nov 30, 2011
By the way even after having not realized till I got to the line about the gran and the eyeball that I had read this before, I still like it...which means its that good...
PennyPP PennyPP May 02, 2011
just voted for you want to add this to my library its that good!
PennyPP PennyPP May 02, 2011
by the way keep the title its actually fits the theme in a way and it shows you have a sense of humor....
PennyPP PennyPP May 02, 2011
@tjunkie Absolutely Excellent ! please continue with this one I haven't laughed this hard in years its the best tongue and cheek novel about vamps I have read...Please let it haunt you a while longer....
tjunkie tjunkie Jun 21, 2010
@eira66 Yes I need help on the title. Jeez how lame are my titles. Wait nevermind.....
tjunkie tjunkie Jun 20, 2010
@haferness3 I haven't decided yet.  Maybe you can help me cast them.