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clever comebacks

clever comebacks

1.5M Reads 63.7K Votes 179 Part Story
🍌 bananana 🍌 By -bruised Completed

WARNING: this book contains highly insulting, offensive, and cheeky, but clever, comebacks, that may offend you, in loads of different ways. Please don't read if you're easily offended, or if you just don't like sarky, stupid, but also clever, comebacks.
  
  
  
  
  
  HATERS SHALL BE TERMINATED! I HAVE AN ARMY OF BEAUTIFUL CHERUBS WHO WILL SHOW NO MERCY ON THE BATTLEFIELD! IF YOU ARE A HATER THAN I SUGGEST YOU RUN NOW BECAUSE WE WILL NOT LET YOU CARRY ON WITH YOUR HATER WAYS! HOLD YOUR TONGUE IF YOU DON'T WANT US TO CUT IT OUT!x

BlaxLL BlaxLL 2 days ago
No, my smile would make people run for the hills. I could practically hear my mom screaming internally. I feel so loved.
Karen____Reyes Karen____Reyes Sep 07, 2016
Loveeeee your cover 
                              Amazing I Loveeeee Melanie Martinez she slays life
lostmyfrickinpotato lostmyfrickinpotato Aug 28, 2016
I READ THIS ONLY BECAUSE OF MELANIE ON THE COVER😍😍😍😍
Karen____Reyes Karen____Reyes Sep 07, 2016
Loveeeee the cast I'm a roach but my friend is a potato (space potato) but still
Levi_Kirstein Levi_Kirstein Sep 08, 2016
true true glad i read this and luckily im not stuck up and have a really good sense of humor in my opinion
trixy10110 trixy10110 Jan 02
I luv you so much right now I'm on the floor lagging my gut out