clever comebacks

clever comebacks

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louis' babygirl By -bruised Completed

WARNING: this book contains highly insulting, offensive, and cheeky, but clever, comebacks, that may offend you, in loads of different ways. Please don't read if you're easily offended, or if you just don't like sarky, stupid, but also clever, comebacks.
  
  
  
  
  
  HATERS SHALL BE TERMINATED! I HAVE AN ARMY OF BEAUTIFUL CHERUBS WHO WILL SHOW NO MERCY ON THE BATTLEFIELD! IF YOU ARE A HATER THAN I SUGGEST YOU RUN NOW BECAUSE WE WILL NOT LET YOU CARRY ON WITH YOUR HATER WAYS! HOLD YOUR TONGUE IF YOU DON'T WANT US TO CUT IT OUT!x

  • clever
  • comebacks
  • funny
  • hilarious
  • humor
  • insults
  • sarcasm
  • shortstory
  • wattys2016
I don't play by that rude comments on the book unless I'm pissed at book characters
Is it okay if I reply to a comeback with another one? Just want to show people that you can throw better insults, to a clever one.
You see I cant do this because my voice naturally stutters EVERY TIME
Hahahahaha 
                              If the cast is this much amazing then i wonder how much the book could be... :D potatoe and leader, freaking amazing ;) :D
BlaxLL BlaxLL Apr 21
No, my smile would make people run for the hills. I could practically hear my mom screaming internally. I feel so loved.
trixy10110 trixy10110 Jan 02
I luv you so much right now I'm on the floor lagging my gut out