Loki's Slave

Loki's Slave

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SherlocksLoki By SherlocksLoki Updated Sep 25, 2014

You have a bet with Thor, and the price... Is you.

  • asgard
  • avengers
  • godofmischief
  • lokiofasgard
  • lokixreader
  • thor
I’m literally... no no no my hips are bony and I am 0% curve and I’m still poochy like wtf
I would never want to meet Loki, not even Tom, due to my anxiety, let alone UNDRESS HIM ):C
                              
                              Dress to impress
                              Impress and make stress
                              Stress to make a mess
                              Make a mess and love less
                              Love less and- Okay I'll shut up now.
KSJNDSJKWJWNENTMFKSKSKSSMWN LOKI WHI GABE YOU THE RIGH-
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              IM DEAD PASS THE HOLY WATER
Me: Need a job done well, do it yourself!
                              Loki: . . . That was an order.
                              Me: *makes him wear a pink hoodie and baby-blue shorts* YOU LOOK STUNNING, SIR! *Trying not to laugh*
                              Loki: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-
What, you thought I would be a sticc?  OOoh,  *grabs boxing gloves* you should tRY it =_=
OSKSNSJSNSNS NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              NO THANK YOU I AM AND INNOCENT CHILD
                              
                              NO IM NOT WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              I WILL GLADLY TAKE THOSE OFF DADD-
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              IM GOING TO HELL