You have a bet with Thor, and the price... Is you.
I’m literally... no no no my hips are bony and I am 0% curve and I’m still poochy like wtf
I would never want to meet Loki, not even Tom, due to my anxiety, let alone UNDRESS HIM ):C
Dress to impress
Impress and make stress
Stress to make a mess
Make a mess and love less
Love less and- Okay I'll shut up now.
KSJNDSJKWJWNENTMFKSKSKSSMWN LOKI WHI GABE YOU THE RIGH-
IM DEAD PASS THE HOLY WATER
Me: Need a job done well, do it yourself!
Loki: . . . That was an order.
Me: *makes him wear a pink hoodie and baby-blue shorts* YOU LOOK STUNNING, SIR! *Trying not to laugh*
What, you thought I would be a sticc? OOoh, *grabs boxing gloves* you should tRY it =_=
NO THANK YOU I AM AND INNOCENT CHILD
NO IM NOT WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING
I WILL GLADLY TAKE THOSE OFF DADD-
IM GOING TO HELL