Pranking My Boi [on zee hold]
"JORDAN! " A finger poked my back, which made me jolt up. I used one of my pop tarts as a weapon. I shut my eyes, not wanting to see this dangerous guy's face.
"Who the fück are you?! Get away from me or face the wrath of pop tart girl!" I shouted, then heard a familiar laughter. I slowly opened my eyes, to reveal boi.
That son of a-
"Your f-face! That was p-priceless!" He laughed harder. I crossed my arms.
"You idiot!" I got my foam sword, and yes, I bring a mini foam sword wherever I go in case of situations like this. I'm so prepared. And started hitting him and 'stabbing' him. He silently stopped laughing and stared at me.
"What the hell?" Boi looked at my weapon. "Ow, ow! Why does it hurt?! Fück! It's fücking foam! Ow, shït!" Wow, that's a lot of colorful words. And guess what, I heard him mutter some more.
"Just because it's foam, doesn't mean it's soft! Ha! You thought!" I laughed, and kept on hitting him.
written by als, story ongoing. ^.^
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