"Man is not what he thinks he is, he is what he hides."
Dear jack johnson, every fanfics I read you're the saddest boy ever and always get bullied :( aw be my friend
*carelessly swings a book to her face* * walks away with an annoyed face down the hall like it's a routine*
Johnson, leave Gilinsky so you can be my best friend xoxo love you 😂💓
JACK I THINK YOU MEANT TO PICK JOHNSON. DID YOU ACCIDENTALLY ASK THE WRONG PERSON
At first a I thought that she was just nice and didn't know she was getting in the way of love, but now items like she might be doing it on purpose
*reads about how Isabelle won't shut up*
Me: MOM CAN YOU BUY ME SOME DUCT TAPE FROM TARGET