The walking cliche

The walking cliche

295K Reads 6.5K Votes 31 Part Story
alpacapoo By alpacapoo Completed

Leather jacket? Check
Motorcycle? Check
Bad boy? Check
Signature smirk? Check

I'm a fucking cliche but chicks seem to like it. They think they can save me.
As long as I get laid, I'll let them try.

Hi, I'm Jake and you're in for a hell of a ride.




[Jill: The bad girl and the dork]
[Gwen: Pins and Needles)

sherocandy sherocandy Aug 21
Yeah, and I need a really cute kitten that likes to cuddle right now... seriously I do
I'm always on my dirt bike. Close to a Motorcycle? I think not
xx1kr4xx xx1kr4xx Aug 16
Well on that case:
                              I want to be a werewolf, and I want to be one now.
prisirom7 prisirom7 Apr 01
Wtf n*gga who calls their 'thing' a pickle. It must be ugly maybe or short
foxyroxy818 foxyroxy818 Sep 06
img i love winx club especially aisha like idgaf if im a big kid its not illigal
Where is that restaurant and are there any jobs free? Erm... Just asking... You know... For a friend...