The walking cliche

The walking cliche

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alpacapoo By alpacapoo Completed

Leather jacket? Check
Motorcycle? Check
Bad boy? Check
Signature smirk? Check

I'm a fucking cliche but chicks seem to like it. They think they can save me.
As long as I get laid, I'll let them try.

Hi, I'm Jake and you're in for a hell of a ride.




[Jill: The bad girl and the dork]
[Gwen: Pins and Needles)

  • badboy
  • challenge
  • flirt
  • kiss
  • man-whore
  • motorcycle
  • newgirl
  • player
  • romantic
Lia_xxo Lia_xxo Nov 28, 2017
I tried to tell the policeman that... lets just say he did not agree
danicruz88 danicruz88 Dec 01, 2017
Ha try being my father, 4 daughters and his wife. He would go nuts 😂
sherocandy sherocandy Aug 21, 2016
Yeah, and I need a really cute kitten that likes to cuddle right now... seriously I do
PotatoEmperorIkra PotatoEmperorIkra Aug 16, 2016
Well on that case:
                              I want to be a werewolf, and I want to be one now.
foxyroxy818 foxyroxy818 Sep 06, 2016
img i love winx club especially aisha like idgaf if im a big kid its not illigal
yourgirl_lynn yourgirl_lynn Feb 16, 2017
I'm laughing and it's already the seconde phrase god im gonna enjoy this