Calum Hood Smut

Calum Hood Smut

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Maliksmainhoe By Maliksmainhoe Completed

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  • dirty
  • oneshots
  • teenfiction
*chugs holy water
                              *slaps self with bible
                              *hoped Jesus doesn't send me to hell
SHE'S SUCH A GOOD GIRL
                              LALALALALALALALALA
                              SHE'S SUCH A GOOD GIRL
                              LALALALALALALALALA
                              SHE FEELS SO GOOD
                              SHE FEELS SO GOOD
"hello welcome to hell, what would you like to order?" "umm yes i was wondering if i could order a large holy water please all the way from heaven please?"
I just wanted to comment so I would be the 69th cause I'm as mature as a 12 year old
For the fact that this is me makes me feel weird because I would never say these words 😂😂😂
disrespectfulcalum disrespectfulcalum Jul 18, 2015
since no one else asked imma asked, why does she have condoms at camp? LIKE OKKKK