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Merstuck- Dirkjake

Merstuck- Dirkjake

98.1K Reads 4.1K Votes 21 Part Story
TITTES!!!!! By HomestuckTrash Updated Mar 18, 2016

"if youre protecting me, then whos protecting you?"

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That's a Steven Universe quote, and one of my favorite ones ever. 

cover: ikimaru @ tumblr

I'm Dan, and I hope you like my story! <3

squid4life squid4life Aug 05, 2016
U got it wrong Jake, he is the Sugoi kawaii prince of skaia man
2olluxFuckiingCaptor 2olluxFuckiingCaptor Sep 19, 2016
You don't know what two do now?
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              *Whii2per2* You do hiim
squid4life squid4life Aug 05, 2016
Well then we'll see bout that impossible one ((breaks forth wall))
---yeah--- ---yeah--- Jan 02
Wait
                              If Jade, Jake, and Jane are all siblings,
                              Where's John??
PanicAtTheFallOut32 PanicAtTheFallOut32 Nov 15, 2016
Dave get out of this book, this is DirkJake not DaveDaveDaveDaveDaveDa-
                              
                              /kicked/
L177l3_5k177l3 L177l3_5k177l3 Sep 17, 2016
WOW NOT IN ALL MY HKMESTUCK LIFE HAVE I SEEN JAKE ACTUALLY USE HIS BRAIN,  THIS IS TRULY AMAZING