Merstuck- Dirkjake

Merstuck- Dirkjake

95.3K Reads 4.1K Votes 21 Part Story
TITTES!!!!! By HomestuckTrash Updated Mar 18, 2016

"if youre protecting me, then whos protecting you?"

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That's a Steven Universe quote, and one of my favorite ones ever. 

cover: ikimaru @ tumblr

I'm Dan, and I hope you like my story! <3

squid4life squid4life Aug 05, 2016
U got it wrong Jake, he is the Sugoi kawaii prince of skaia man
2olluxFuckiingCaptor 2olluxFuckiingCaptor Sep 19, 2016
You don't know what two do now?
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              *Whii2per2* You do hiim
squid4life squid4life Aug 05, 2016
Well then we'll see bout that impossible one ((breaks forth wall))
morgaan1167 morgaan1167 Jan 02
Wait
                              If Jade, Jake, and Jane are all siblings,
                              Where's John??
PanicAtTheFallOut32 PanicAtTheFallOut32 Nov 15, 2016
Dave get out of this book, this is DirkJake not DaveDaveDaveDaveDaveDa-
                              
                              /kicked/
L177l3_5k177l3 L177l3_5k177l3 Sep 17, 2016
WOW NOT IN ALL MY HKMESTUCK LIFE HAVE I SEEN JAKE ACTUALLY USE HIS BRAIN,  THIS IS TRULY AMAZING