"Hello, Mysterious Hot New Girl. My name is Elliot. Get in my car, fish child, so I can carry you to your bedroom and straddle you." * * * * * Elliot Morena and her best friend, dude-bro Tyler Duncan, are more than content to spend their summer behind the concessions counter of the public pool, eating too-cheesy pizza and discussing the hot, mysterious new girl, Alyssa. For Elliot, a lanky lesbian with a pixie cut her mom says is a little too much Natalie Portman/little boy-centric, prospects with Alyssa are more than slim. That is, until she finds Alyssa hiding in the back room. With a tail.