Original Dracula Spank Fic
One-shot, M/M, otk, no lemon. Written as close to the style of the original story as I can make it. Which is probably not that close, because somehow it's harder to imitate than the original Sherlock Holmes was. Even though Dracula was written 11 years AFTER Holmes, and you'd think it'd be easier to understand, but nooope. Put your 19-th century brain on and have fun trying to understand it.
If you don't like the story itself; that's fine, it's your opinion, whatever. But if you don't like spanking stories at all, then get out of here, you goofball! Do you WANT to upset yourself?