I don't want you reading my life story.
Why are you still here?
Ugh. I don't wanna bore you with the drastic details.
Really it's okay.
No he's not for sale by the way.
He's mine. So don't even think about it.
Yes I fell in love.
Sexy? Oh hell yea.
Oh honey you have no idea.
Go ahead read away. But I warn you. This isn't some teen love story. This is real life. Real shit. And let me tell you, there's some crazy shit in here. Read at your own risk.
Also. If there's any virgin eyes out there who plan to stay covered in their virgin blankets, leave now, or forever hold your peace.
Oh by the way I'm Emilia.
His name? Well I guess you'll just have to read to find out won't you.
Ps: Keep in mind it's not always what you think.
*WARNING* This book contains mature scenes and language
- 1 Greek mythology is more interesting than pizza
- 2 You'll Get Your Revenge Now Sir
- 3 Spitting On Brown Paper Bags
- 4 All Sarcasm Aside
- 5 Human Sized Bucket Of Ice Cubes
- 6 I Hate Kitchen Tools
- 7 Men Who Drink Protein Shakes
- 8 There Is A Very Powerful Man
- 9 Skeletons And Red Hallways
- 10 Get Up And Keep Moving, You Have A Ball To Attend To
- 11 Chaos, Peace, And Unknown Simplicity: All In Perfect Harmony
- 12 Microscopic. A flower.
- 13 Strawberry snatcher
- 14 A Quick Re-cap Before Breakfast
- 15 Now Isn't This Familiar
- 16 Nibbles in the dark