I'm love with a killer, what will I do. (y/n) is living in the slender mansion with her wonderful killer boyfriend. Things are fine until Zalgo and Jane come along. How will (y/n) overcome this problem?
I would be like "bruh you could have gone through the front door. Also I JUST WASHED THE WINDOW!"
I would've been like " OMG OMG MY BAE IS TAPPING ON MY WINDOW AND NOW I WILL NEVER WASH THIS WINDOW AGAIN!!! CAN I GET A HUG, SENPAI-JEFF!?!?!"
Me: Why, hello dare Jeff! Nice to see you again!
Me: *waves like a maniac*
If it was the real looking Jeff I would pee my pants and try to find a way to survive
If it was the real anime looking version of Jeff I would pee my pants, take a pic, and then try to find a way to survive
I'd say, "YUH LITTLE PEST, OUTTA MY HOUSE YE VERMIT!", when I say Jeff. I'd also start saving a broom around like one of those angry women in those old movies.
I would be scared as f*ck but then I would most likely laugh myself to death while having a laugh attack