I Dont Need Eyes To See I Love You (EJ X Reader)

I Dont Need Eyes To See I Love You (EJ X Reader)

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Cole By kitty__cole Completed

This is for my best friend. You're welcome. ;). Warning: May consist of lemon.

*smacks him in head with bat* THE FŪCK YOU THINK YOU DOIN TRYIN STEAL MY FŪCKIN FOOD MOTHER FŪCKER *starts repeatedly hitting him with bat screaming at him*
Golden_Fan Golden_Fan Jun 28
Real me: * screams and hits him with the bat rapidly* DIE YOU MOTHER F*CKER
WTF IS WRONG WITH ME I WOULD HAVE ALREADY KILLED HIM FOR DIGGIN IN MY FRIDGE
I mean, I have an eating disorder called Anorexia so I wouldn't mind...
Golden_Fan Golden_Fan Jun 28
NOOOO!!!!!NOT MY FOOD!!!!!YOU CAN TAKE MY KIDNEYS BUT JUST DON'T TOUCH MY FOOD!!!!
You're noticing what color his skin is? That's both racist and dumb...c'mon me, get your head in the game!
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
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